Dolly Dinners: Touch Your Woman Tuna Sandwich

Touch Your Woman, Dolly Parton

We had a delicious lunch last Sunday after our Sainsbury's shopping spree, which involved making a very special tuna sandwich.

Take two slices of brown or granary bread. It must be brown or granary, white bread just doesn't cut it with a tuna sandwich, unless it's a toasted tuna melt. Actually, I'm a bit anal about which bread goes with what food, i.e. toast with marmite has to be on white bread, but toast with peanut butter has to be on brown. I'm the same with the container from which I drink my tea. It must be a bone china cup. Mugs are only good for soup and coffee.

Anyway....Take two slices of brown bread and do not butter the bread (another thing I am anal about, butter only suits toast). In a bowl mix one tin of tuna with a little mayo, chopped celery, chopped red pepper, gherkin and spring onion. Bind with a little Tabasco sauce and spread over the bread. Slice down the middle and consume.

It certainly has a little bit of bite and a definite kick, guaranteed to touch your woman's taste buds!